25 de agosto de 2017
Everyone knows that fuckin’ magpie attacks you in Australia. Fair enough. I’ve been attacked twice. It didn’t hurt. Actually, it didn’t touch me. But it tried.
Another weird situation with birds happened to me one month ago. Do you know when a dog can feel fear? They say that. Not sure if it’s true or not. Anyways, back to bird. I was getting out the water after a surf session, there were three seagulls on my way. For no reason, one of them, a rebel one off course, stood still. I was like:
- This fuckin’ stupid bird, get out of my way!
That bird, instead of feeling fear it understood Portuguese. I’m telling that because it attacked me afterwards! I was lucky that I could see it before it screws me and I moved my longboard like a shield to protect myself. Fuckin’ angry seagulls!
There was another one in Surfers Paradise. Lunch time and… a bird coming…
- Oh shit! What’s that?
That bird urinate on me. Why? … . .
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Just for the record, today I saw a postman being attacked by a magpie :)